Eoin Butler: writer, journalist and Mayoman of the Year
Tripping Along The Ledge
Published: Mongrel Magazine, May 2005
The Top Ten Most Annoying People I Work With
I’m too cowardly to murder them and too broke to put a contract out
10. Lance Armstrong boy
Walks around with his sleeve rolled up and his arm stuck out like he’s carrying it in an invisible sling. W-why? Because he’s got a motherfuckin’ Lance Armstrong bracelet dude. Seriously, if he was second class he’d be an idiot. In an insurance office at 24 years of age he has to be either a mental defective or an interloper from some strange parallel universe in which people in offices are impressed by shitty yellow bracelets. Read the rest of this entry »