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World Cup Reflections #371
I can’t help thinking that if Nigel de Jong’s flying death kick had only been in his repertoire, Raoul Moate might still be with us today.
July 12th, 2010.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Leave Raoul Moate alone. It isn’t raoulmoately funny.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:43 am
@ Jonathan – Urgh, that’s the oldest of all Raoul Moate jokes.
July 12th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I’d say the oldest of all Raul Moate jokes is whatever the other kids in school said to tease him and turn him into a psychologically damaged adult. Probably something like Raul, Raul the red haired fool…
July 12th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
You used to be a bully didn’t you?
July 12th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I wonder how far Raoul Moate would have gotten on his rampage if he’d used flying kicks instead of bullets. Imagine him running around England kicking people it would have been so much funnier.
July 12th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
@ Jax – yet another reason for me to identify with Raoul Moate
@ Ed – we’ll never know
July 13th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Italy 1990. England 1996. Rothbury 2010. Whenever Gazza’s involved in a shootout it all ends in tears.
July 13th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Gascoigne actually scored the winning penalty in the England-Spain shootout in 1996… but that’s just being pedantic, isn’t it?
July 13th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
to be honest its such a bad joke i’m glad you followed it with a decent display of wankerishness, good job Buts!
July 13th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
My favourite Raoul Moate joke was:
Manchester City have confirmed an offer of £45m for Raoul Moate. They don’t know who he is but they’ve heard everyone is after him.
(Worked better when he was alive…)