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Carlos Tevez is depressed
Carlos Tevez is depressed. Kicking an inflated ball around a field every week. Scoring goals. Tracking back. Pretending like it all means a fucking thing. A grown man. A sentient human being. I get that. But I sit down at the television, Carlos. I punch the air when the ball goes in the net. I don’t know what the point is either. We’re all floundering here, mate. Just hang in there.
November 6th, 2010.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
At first I was silently articulating witty put-downs towards poor Carlos’ predicament, but have eventually decided that it’s quite a touching reminder of how money can’t buy you happiness (at least not when your 19 year old Argentinian actress girlfriend is thousands of miles away…..son of a!!!)
November 6th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
That’s the part I don’t understand Dermot. With all Sheikh Mansour’s money, you’d think he could get the girlfriend some English lessons and a part in Coronation Street!
November 7th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Saturday: Carlos is depressed. Sunday: Carlos signs massive £250k per week contract. I suspect he’ll come around.