My new aftershave smells like breadcrumbs. The birds go mad for it.
Heard this one from a mate
‘I tool my shell off my racing snail to see if it would go faster. If anything it made it more sluggish’.
I heard a really good one about the IMF but I’ve forgotten it.
It leaves you smelling so fresh, it’s famous.
*took
@ Cormac – Thought your comment was referring to Sean’s comment. Couldn’t figure out what the hell you were talking about!
@ albinicus – Figured so. Both terrible jokes, but doesn’t mean I won’t repeat them. I’m tiresome company really.
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December 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Heard this one from a mate
‘I tool my shell off my racing snail to see if it would go faster. If anything it made it more sluggish’.
December 3rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I heard a really good one about the IMF but I’ve forgotten it.
December 3rd, 2010 at 3:47 pm
It leaves you smelling so fresh, it’s famous.
December 3rd, 2010 at 4:25 pm
*took
December 3rd, 2010 at 5:38 pm
@ Cormac – Thought your comment was referring to Sean’s comment. Couldn’t figure out what the hell you were talking about!
@ albinicus – Figured so. Both terrible jokes, but doesn’t mean I won’t repeat them. I’m tiresome company really.