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JIM CORR: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
Jim Corr knows too much: Lisbon, the New World Order, 911, the Freemasons, swine flu… Yeah, he’s twigged it all. He’s done his homework – seeing through the lies and connecting the dots. As an employee of the mainstream media, I am sworn to do everything I can to prevent his message getting out to the unsuspecting masses… For that reason, I must insist that only fully fledged members of the International Conspiracy to Hoodwink Everyone on the Planet (Except Jim Corr and Charlie Sheen) into an Authoritarian Superstate should check out his rather snazzy website. The rest of you move on, there’s nothing to see here.
The Holy Grail, of course, remains his interview with Matt Cooper on Today FM last year. There were lots of wonderful exchanges:
JC: The European Union is a stepping stone to a one world government. The whole idea is that they’re going to merge it with the African Union and the North American Union…
(fast forward about sixty seconds)
MC: So why did they break up the Soviet Union?
JC: It’s called divide and conquer, Matt.
If it were satire (which it could so, so easily be), I’d have congratulated the writers on a job well done, but maybe advised them to chop a couple of the more ham fisted laugh lines. (“Since we finished touring, I’ve had time on my hands”, “If you don’t believe me, you can read all about it on the internet…” etc.) Too much, I’d have said. No one will believe it.
Incidentally, when’s the solo album out Jim?
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Where did my last post go?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:15 am
@baz – your post was abducted by the minions of the shady world dominating Bilderberg group, taken to area 51, converted into windings font spelling the precise location of the Nazi moon base, now presumably the current HQ for the Yes campaign.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:49 am
@ Baz – I had no issue with your comment, but the Freemasons, well… They saw things a little differently.
Ah seriously, I don’t think you left a comment. But feel free to do so.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Seriously, if he was my brother I’d get him involved with the kids rugby or something. He’s got nothin better to do.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
He’s only a few steps away from starting a cult….
“You will meet people as I do occasionaly who are unable to grasp the reality of what’s going on. You may even meet them amongst family and friends but don’t get frustrated, It is understandably inconceivable for some people to contemplate that some governments at the behest of their globalist puppeteers could be staging terrorist attacks against their own populations, particularly for people whose reality doesn’t extend beyond the television set, which is being used highly effectively sometimes as a Weapon of Mass Deception.”
So he’s a conspiracy nut, now to find out where he draws the line, holocaust denier ? Lizard men ? Crab people ?
September 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Their new album due out next year is to be called “Rotten to the Corr”. Produced by Jim it will be heavily politicised in content, with spoken word passages, audio verité and adorable tin whistle solos.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
The worst part in all of this is that, if you listen to him on the tape, although he obviously comes across as being very naive, he really does sound as though he means well.
Maybe Massey is right. Maybe they should put him in charge of an U-12 football team or something, keep him away from the internet.
October 1st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I’d love to take a trip to the parallel universe where Jim Corr’s three sisters are average-looking, tone-deaf munters and see what the mad spoon is up to.
Probably selling insurance.
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