What did Jay-Z say when his ice-cream van ran out of Flakes? I got 99 problems.
Staying with the rap theme, why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo’ the drizzle.
Sorry.
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
(oh, I could do this all day…!)
Why couldnt G-Unit get on the bus?
Cos they didnt have 50 cent
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prince
What do you call an undergarment that ruins award ceremonies?
Kanye Vest
(i just made that up…)
You made that up yourself? Wow, with a joke of that caliber I’d have assumed you’d hired professional joke writers in…
not a joke-joke but if you have a go, press all the buttons.
http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/975-kanye_west_in_a_blender
Vanilla Ice.
@ Kate – mad, did you see the Hamlet bit at the end??
Been working on a joke most of the afternoon. It just won’t come to me.
Anyway, the punchline is Moss Def!
What does Kanye West say after sex?
I’ma let you finish but….
@ Phil – LOL!
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November 3rd, 2009 at 1:06 am
Staying with the rap theme, why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo’ the drizzle.
Sorry.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
(oh, I could do this all day…!)
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 am
Why couldnt G-Unit get on the bus?
Cos they didnt have 50 cent
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prince
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 am
What do you call an undergarment that ruins award ceremonies?
Kanye Vest
(i just made that up…)
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
You made that up yourself? Wow, with a joke of that caliber I’d have assumed you’d hired professional joke writers in…
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
not a joke-joke but if you have a go, press all the buttons.
http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/975-kanye_west_in_a_blender
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
Vanilla Ice.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@ Kate – mad, did you see the Hamlet bit at the end??
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Been working on a joke most of the afternoon. It just won’t come to me.
Anyway, the punchline is Moss Def!
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
What does Kanye West say after sex?
I’ma let you finish but….
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@ Phil – LOL!
March 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
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