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FAITH ALIVE
1. Stupid, sexy hipsters… New York’s Hasidic Jews declare war on bicycle lanes!
2. Uganda mulls death penalty for gays. 3. Holy shit, Jesus Christ may have visited Glastonbury. (Bono, reportedly, “just glad they found someone to open for me…”)
4. Zionists attack the Virgin Mary… Islam to the rescue!
5. Okay, I’m out… Best funny captions for this?
December 9th, 2009.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Jesus is such a bogart
December 9th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Every time you murder a hobo and dump his body in a lake, Jesus murders a hobo and dumps his body….no thats just the same joke, isn’t it??
December 9th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Not sure what demographic this anti-drug ad is aimed at, serial killers perhaps?
On the plus side the psycho does use a relaxing scented candle. Not sure what Jeebus is looking to save here, probably just mooching some free drugs.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Jesus suspected Judas would betray him. But the Disciples convinced him he was total para off his block maaaan.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
@ GG – yes, that’s definitely the same joke!
December 10th, 2009 at 7:49 am
@ colin – scented candles a nice touch yeah…i mean livei n a dingy bedsit and smoke fags, inject smack, leave guns lying around &drink whisky – but godforbid the place smell damp or musty. I mean, what if we had guests!!
December 10th, 2009 at 9:20 am
How to hide in a dark tomb and rise on the 3rd day.
December 10th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Jesus could have a huge trance hit on his hand with JESUS IN THE UK if he copied a few tricks from this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H3sOQWaJ0
December 10th, 2009 at 9:55 am
eoin, you sure that number 4 is legit?
December 10th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Re: Israeli TV thing… Yeah, apparently it is. Only posted it because of Muslims attacking Jews for attacking Christians angle… As a story in its own right, it’s fucking retarded and dull.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Every time I do drugs Jesus does drugs? Man, Jesus really really needs to cut back on weed then.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Poppers. Jesus should cut back on poppers.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Stop wanking Jesus. Turn off the laptop. Open the curtains. This isn’t funny anymore.