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Nothin’ on You (2010)
Okay, I’m outing myself. I fucking love this track. I don’t care what anyone else thinks. My favourite couplet from the song has to be “Baby you’re the whole package / and you pay your taxes!” (See, that’s why I could never date Lester Piggott…) Incidentally, the rapper is called B.O.B. Does anyone else recall a smutty playground joke that went around years ago which featured those letters in the punchline? Nothing to do with that Outkast track – it was a joke about a woman getting a tattoo… Or is it only me?
May 30th, 2010.
May 31st, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I think I might. Was the tattoo on her behind by any chance??
May 31st, 2010 at 1:48 pm
@ Paddy – yesss, I knew I couldn’t be the only one.
May 31st, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Are you going to tell us the joke then?
May 31st, 2010 at 3:21 pm
@ Andy – nah, it’s worse than juvenile. It’s lame.
May 31st, 2010 at 3:28 pm
No fair. Btw is the singer Cuban? He sounds like Tony Montana they got nothing on joooo, baby!!
May 31st, 2010 at 5:50 pm
According to Wikipedia he’s half Puerto Rican. If we’re going to go on Al Pacino’s accent in a movie then that’s probably close enough!
May 31st, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Lol same here, if it wasn’t for his tax affairs i’d have been all over Lester Pigot like a rash…
June 1st, 2010 at 12:20 am
It was a joke about woman who wanted her husbands name tattooed to her her arse for his birthday present. His name was something like Bartholomew Bullwinkle ie. too long to go on her ass. So they put on initial on each cheek.
She shows it to him for his birthday and he goes “Who the fuck is BOB??”
June 1st, 2010 at 1:50 pm
But still a joke right?
*I also enjoy this ditty*