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What did Jay-Z say when his ice-cream van ran out of Flakes? I got 99 problems.
November 3rd, 2009.
What did Jay-Z say when his ice-cream van ran out of Flakes? I got 99 problems.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:06 am
Staying with the rap theme, why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo’ the drizzle.
Sorry.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre
(oh, I could do this all day…!)
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 am
Why couldnt G-Unit get on the bus?
Cos they didnt have 50 cent
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prince
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 am
What do you call an undergarment that ruins award ceremonies?
Kanye Vest
(i just made that up…)
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
You made that up yourself? Wow, with a joke of that caliber I’d have assumed you’d hired professional joke writers in…
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
not a joke-joke but if you have a go, press all the buttons.
http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/975-kanye_west_in_a_blender
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
Vanilla Ice.
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@ Kate – mad, did you see the Hamlet bit at the end??
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Been working on a joke most of the afternoon. It just won’t come to me.
Anyway, the punchline is Moss Def!
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
What does Kanye West say after sex?
I’ma let you finish but….
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@ Phil – LOL!
March 5th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
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