i’m not your typical boy
Published: Mongrel Magazine, February 2006NOT YOUR TYPICAL BOY
Light entertainment from the Television Personalities
July 17
Help
look i am not joking..will some nice young lady please be my new girlfriend…
i am desperate for comfort.. i am good in the kitchen ,quite tidy
…not particularly a monster in the trouser stakes..
but i do pen the occasional good tune……(please no freaks
…i am willing and capable to be gay but riGht now i would like a LADDDDDDEEEEEEE……X