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Published: Mongrel magazine, May 2005

The Top 10 Most Annoying People I Work With

10. Lance Armstrong boy
Walks around with his sleeve rolled up and his arm stuck out like he’s carrying it in an invisible sling. W-why? Because he’s got a motherfuckin’ Lance Armstrong bracelet dude. Seriously, if he was second class he’d be an idiot. In an insurance office at 24 years of age he has to be either a mental defective or an interloper from some strange parallel universe in which people in offices are impressed by shitty yellow bracelets. Read the rest of this article here.

THE TOP 10 MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE I WORK WITH

While I’m giving out about freelance journalism (above), it’s worth remembering just how much I loved life as a PAYE worker. From Mongrel Magazine in 2005, here are the Top 10 Most Annoying People I Work With…

THIS IS FUNNY

Remember Max, the well-connected ‘gapper’ whose short-lived blog provoked such outpourings of bile on the Guardian’s website last year? Well imagine if young Max was back and was making music that was, like, a mixture of acoustic, funk, pop and light-hearted drum n’ base… Yeah? But it’s not a joke. Read the rest of this entry »

THIS IS FUNNY

Ricky Gervais talks drugs, child abuse, necrophilia and the Holocaust with Elmo on Sesame Street.

Meanwhile, on CollegeHumor.com, some poor sap is pranked by his friends into believing that he’s just won $500,000 at a basketball match…

…Which reminds me of a much funnier a a much funnier prank played on Batman actor Burt Ward by students at Harvard University in the 1980s.