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Stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and check out my new all time favourite music video. It would be nice to think that I enjoy this video for reasons entirely different from those envisaged by the artist. But, in truth, I rather suspect that I don’t. There oughta be a law… There really, really should.

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A penguin walks into a bar, and says to the barman,
“My brother was in here earlier, have you seen him?”

The barman replies, “I don’t know.
What does he look like?”

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Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop
clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop
bang bang clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop ? Read the rest of this entry »

“SINCE THEN EOIN’S LIFE HAS SPIRALLED INTO A HAZE OF HILARITY AND ADVENTURE…”

Okay, I already posted this a few months ago. But it’s really funny, so who gives a shit. This is a wildly inaccurate profile of me done by a student paper in DCU in 2005. The interview really did take place. However, I dunno whether the guy’s Dictaphone malfunctioned, or if he suffered some sort of acid flashback during the transcription process, but none of the quotations attributed to me are remotely accurate. Read the rest of this entry »

WHAT CAN I DO (TO MAKE YOU TWEET ME)?

As a journalist you kinda get used to receiving batshit crazy emails from people you’ve never met… But this one is in a league of his own. Read the rest of this entry »

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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT McAWESOME!!!”

I’ve just spent about half an hour pissing myself laughing at Oh Crap, My Parents Joined Facebook. A few of my personal favourites are after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. On their first night away, they lie in their camp beds looking upwards. “Look at the cosmos, Watson” says Holmes. “What does it suggest to you?”

“To me,” replies Watson, “It suggests the insignificance of man and the infinite power of an Almighty who created such a wondrous universe.” Read the rest of this entry »

UH, THAT AIN’T RIGHT…

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Q. What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom? Read the rest of this entry »