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FOR THAT GLORIOUS ONE-TENTH OF A MILE, THE DASHBOARD SAID:

Go boobs!

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What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Read the rest of this entry »

“SINCE THEN EOIN’S LIFE HAS SPIRALLED INTO A HAZE OF HILARITY AND ADVENTURE…”

Not the first time I’ve posted this by any means. But it’s funny, so who cares. This is a wildly inaccurate profile of me done by a student paper in DCU in 2005. The interview really did take place. However, I dunno whether the guy’s Dictaphone malfunctioned, or if he suffered some sort of hallucinogen-induced flashback during the transcription process, but none of the quotations attributed to me are even remotely accurate. Read the rest of this entry »

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A neutron walks into a bar, orders a pint of Smithwicks and asks, “How much?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Its not like Batman walks around the place wanting to throw slaps. But sometimes lads are just asking for one…

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Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop
clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop
bang bang clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop? Read the rest of this entry »

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Just spent a long, long afternoon in Dublin with the maestro of low key musical whimsy David O’Doherty. I doubt anyone’s ever used the words David O’Doherty is a harsh task master in a sentence before, let alone in that order. But I’m taking the plunge here and now: David O’Doherty is one harsh task master. He really is. That is all.

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What’s black and annoyed? Read the rest of this entry »

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What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Read the rest of this entry »

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A door to door sales rep knocks on the door of an ordinary semidetached house. It’s answered by an eight year old boy, dressed in stockings and suspenders, with a fat cigar in one hand, and a large glass of red wine in the other. Read the rest of this entry »